we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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