He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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