I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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