We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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