Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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