Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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