call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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