yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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