my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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