On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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