and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Randomize
