I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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