Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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