So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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