By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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