Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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