On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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