: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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