I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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