I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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