if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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