a queef is a wish your heart makes.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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