I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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