yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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