doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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