Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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