32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
