Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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