Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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