what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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