That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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