i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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