i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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