So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
id be glad to
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
