escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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