At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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