Your tits are I can't wait for
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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