i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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