I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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