it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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