HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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