Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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