THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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