I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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