no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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