Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The Olympian is in my bed
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
God, I missed his penis.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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