"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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