I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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