i think my tv is drunk
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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