I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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