Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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