the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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