Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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