I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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