Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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